Councillor Davie is so formal surely Colin is acceptable?
Having undertaken certain investigations over the past few weeks it appears that Colin may have been a naughty boy. In time-honoured traditional I believe Colin should be allowed to confess anything he feels the public should know.
As such I will wait until Friday before revealing further information. In addition I have sent Colin the following email.
—– Original Message —–
Firstly could I suggest that we forget formalities? Please do call me Andy.
Myself and my supporters are disappointed not to have received any summonses. Could you please confirm 40 summonses have been issued?
Could I please refer you to https://lincolnshireovernightparking.wordpress.com/2014/06/30/is-colin-a-naughty-boy/ ? As per the post if you would like to forward a statement before Friday I will happily publish it.
“(Yorkshiremen are) richly endowed with that gritty determination, that wilful refusal to give up and that sheer bloody-mindedness that eventually prevails.” Sir Bernard Ingham